(…) ‘Jupiter will be in your sixth house of health for a year, until October 2017. The ancients called Jupiter the great healer, and it is the only planet associated with miracles.’ (Astrology report on October for Taurus by astrologyzone’s Susan Miller)
If astrology is the medium that tries to sell us the stars, then Astrologyzone is my ad agency of preference.
Jupiter, the biggest planet in our solar system, sitting at an unbridgeable distance from planet Earth in the back of a huge black vacuum box. And it influences my future wellbeing. According to the science of astrology.
Facts from Wikipedia (…) ‘Jupiter is the fifth planet from the Sun and the largest in the Solar System. It is a giant planet with a mass one-thousandth that of the Sun, but two and a half times that of all the other planets in the Solar System combined. (…)Jupiter is primarily composed of hydrogen with a quarter of its mass being helium, though helium comprises only about a tenth of the number of molecules. It may also have a rocky core of heavier elements, but like the other giant planets, Jupiter lacks a well-defined solid surface. Because of its rapid rotation, the planet’s shape is that of an oblate spheroid (it has a slight but noticeable bulge around the equator). The outer atmosphere is visibly segregated into several bands at different latitudes, resulting in turbulence and storms along their interacting boundaries. A prominent result is the Great Red Spot, a giant storm that is known to have existed since at least the 17th century when it was first seen by telescope. (…) Jupiter has at least 67 moons, some discovered by Galileo Galilei in 1610. Etcetra, in short, no pulse recorded. And yet.
[voice of dead Hollywood star:] ‘Ok how much for Jupiter, if it can perform miracles.’